WANNA PARTY?

Thanks for hitting that submit button. Some day, in the near future, you’re going to look back on this moment with fond memories. As all of your friends are gathered around your dining room table, pissing themselves laughing and asking you if they can please buy the first edition copy of Worst Idea Wins™ off of you. They’ll offer to give you their lucky rotten chicken foot they bring with them everywhere that totally grosses you out every time you go out to eat with them. And you’ll politely say “No, I really couldn’t.” They’ll start to beg you. Clawing at your legs, making promises you both know they can’t deliver on. And once you finally usher them out into their ride share and wave goodbye, you’ll smile, reflecting back on today, the day you hit Submit on this form, and maybe even shed a tear of joy.